It seems that there aren't many 2wd extended cabs around NE Ohio, and then throw in the tow package kicker and there are even less. After some decent internet searching, I found a 2020 Ranger at Park Ford in Tallmadge that had what I needed and also a 2021 Colorado at Sarchione Chevy in Randolph. Both of these trucks had a sticker price within a couple hundred bucks of each other. I was leaning toward the Chevy, but liked the Ranger too and it seemed to be more equipped for the money. Long story short, the Ford dealer offered me $500 more for my trade AND had a $1500 bonus if I was trading in a vehicle, which made my Golf worth way more at the Ford dealer and thus got my payment down almost $40/month lower than the Chevy.
So today Dad and I took the drive to Tallmadge and brought home the new Ranger. It's a nicer truck than I expected really. The 2.3 turbo is pretty strong (270HP / 310 lb Ft) and it has a 10spd auto that really keeps the motor on boil under WOT but goes pretty unnoticed during normal driving. The bed is a little deeper and wider than I expected too, which is nice, and the miniscule back seat bottoms are removed easily, and probably will be for life. I would never subject anyone to that back seat except Abbey, who will be OK with it.
I still have a bunch to learn about the controls, and will over time. Even though it's an XL "base" model, it still has tons of gadgets. The only options this truck has is the SXT package (aluminum 17" wheels, some graphics, and fog lights), and the towing package which is a hitch, a bigger front grill opening, and I'll assume a trans cooler. It even has rubber floors, but cloth seats.
Things I still need to do to it before it's really service ready:
Tonneau Cover
All weather floor mats to catch rocks and crap
Spray in bedliner
Brake controller
K&N Air Filter (yeah K&N)
Snow Tires and Wheels
It was a fun day and sunny, which has been rare. It took us a little extra time getting to the dealership, but I'll let Fred tell the tale...

More to come as we gather the parts and start using this as designed.
-BP