Investment Advice:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 5 years ago, you would have $49.00 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG 5 years ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 5 years ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
And, as a bonus...A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damn proud to be an American.
Investment advice --- listen up Blue_69_malibu
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Re: Investment advice --- listen up Blue_69_malibu
Aren't bottles worth more at the recycling center? With that kind of return on investment, I can afford better beer in a long neck!
-BP
-BP
Re: Investment advice --- listen up Blue_69_malibu
Bottles are worth 10 cents each in Michigan. Save them and
bootleg them in to Michigan for the deposit return. WXO, I'm
impressed by your knowledge of investments!!!
GM
bootleg them in to Michigan for the deposit return. WXO, I'm
impressed by your knowledge of investments!!!
GM