So for several months now (well ok actually longer) I have been trying to teach my son the art of the cuss word. Now granted it is not to be used willy nilly, but when used properly (working on cars and most household appliances) it is every bit as important and useful as any wrench in your tool box. Sure any nitwit can throw out the simple minded 4 letter word - I find that usually isn't very effective. The appropriate series of words sculpted into a mechanics delight is often as effective as any wrench will ever be!
Tonight we explored advanced lessons and even touched on a musical rendition. And yes things went ever so smoothly....to be continued.
Jacin
Most Important tool in your tool box
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Re: Most Important tool in your tool box
I usually like to turn it in to one long word. For example:
stupidpieceofsh*twhore
Nothing is more relaxing as it rolls off the tongue.
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stupidpieceofsh*twhore
Nothing is more relaxing as it rolls off the tongue.
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Re: Most Important tool in your tool box
My old man had a very unique way of swearing that only occurred while working on his FIAT. When things went south, as they frequently did, he would begin to swear...partially in his native Italian, partially in English, coherently in neither language.
Even while attempting to raise my sister (who was/is the spawn of Satan), he never came close to being so pissed off....or voicing his displeasure in such a way.
Then, in 1987, he bought a Honda Accord....and the swearing stopped.
Even while attempting to raise my sister (who was/is the spawn of Satan), he never came close to being so pissed off....or voicing his displeasure in such a way.
Then, in 1987, he bought a Honda Accord....and the swearing stopped.
Re: Most Important tool in your tool box
My ex-neighbor referred to his sweet little dog as "lesbowhorebitch". Mostly, I think, because she liked any woman better than him.
Maverick